There have been days where I just put my hand over the screen in the upper right when clicking the notifications so I don't have to process or see anything there. Smears your screen but it can help make the shit go away, if only for a few seconds. » 11/26/14 3:14pm 11/26/14 3:14pm

I just "work in online media" for a "company in New York." What do you do there? "Oh, lots of things, helping write stuff, helping edit stuff, just really whatever a mid-sized media company needs, you know?" (change "mid-sized" to "large" depending on who you're talking to). Then change the subject as quickly as… » 11/25/14 12:45pm 11/25/14 12:45pm

Holy Moron Kirk Cameron Thinks Your Wife's Feet Need an Awesome Rub

As long as we've got Kirk Cameron, the holiest moron on Facebook, we've got the world spinning right in our hands. And that world is crazy as fuck, spinning out of control, and someone please stop him from making videos and posting them online. » 11/13/14 6:02pm 11/13/14 6:02pm

Latest TLC Fuck Up Cake Boss Buddy Valastro Arrested for Drunk Driving

Buddy Valastro, your mom's favorite Hoboken baker and star of TLC's Cake Boss, was arrested early Thursday morning in Manhattan for suspected drunk driving. According to TMZ, Valastro—who is working hard to turn arrests and idiocy into a thriving family business—was arrested after failing "multiple" field sobriety… » 11/13/14 9:05am 11/13/14 9:05am