I never understood your cable problems either until a few weeks ago when, at a bar, Greg Howard, Craggs, and Kyle Wagner all found out I had a portable charger and then started charging their phones on it. The result? I left the bar with Greg Howard's lightning cable and he's never getting it back. » 12/26/14 1:56pm 12/26/14 1:56pm

There have been days where I just put my hand over the screen in the upper right when clicking the notifications so I don't have to process or see anything there. Smears your screen but it can help make the shit go away, if only for a few seconds. » 11/26/14 3:14pm 11/26/14 3:14pm

I just "work in online media" for a "company in New York." What do you do there? "Oh, lots of things, helping write stuff, helping edit stuff, just really whatever a mid-sized media company needs, you know?" (change "mid-sized" to "large" depending on who you're talking to). Then change the subject as quickly as… » 11/25/14 12:45pm 11/25/14 12:45pm